Pigfucker!

Remember that contest we announced a month and a half ago? The one where we'd send the lucky winner a genuine first-run pigfucker.net t-shirt for submitting the best story or article? Well, June is over and we don't have a winner.
Sadly, we did get more submissions than usual, but all of them were anonymous. A few didn't cite their sources, either, which made them inellegible.

Had we gotten a few more submissions, and they could be credited to people, we'd have a winner and a spiffy shirt would be in the mail. Of the submissions we got, probably "Costner sells his SOUL" would have won. That was probably the funniest thing we've featured here all year so far.

So we're going to extend it to the end of this month (July). So, like, submit stuff, cite your sources, and don't do it anonymously.