Pigfucker!

I've decided to run a little contest: Basicly I want you, the registered users, to submit articles. Which ever one I deem "the best" will get their choice of an XL or XXL sized pigfucker.net t-shirt mailed to you (if you are outside of the USA I'll need you to help pay for the shipping, though).
The rules are simple enough:

• You have to be a registered user with a valid email address (I have to be able to contact you).
  
• The material you send in must be yours or you must have rights to it (no copyrighted material that isn't yours).
  
• You have to be willing to assign pigfucker.net and its designatories license to do with that material as they see fit (namely post it on the site).
  
• Entries must be received between June 1st and June 30th, 2002.
  
• Submit your non-anonymous (you must be logged in) article via the Submit News link and then send in email or Feedback indicating that your submission is to be considered for the contest.
  
• I reserve the right to not award any prize for any of the following:
  
  
  
  • There are not enough entries. I'm thinking I need at least five people submitting articles. Any less than five and it really isn't much of a contest at all.
    
  • None of them are good.
    
  • I am unable, for any reason, to contact the winner and then the runner up.
    
  • The winner refuses to provide a mailing address for their shirt to be mailed to.
    
  
  
• Pigfucker.net and its associated people are not liable for any damages or inconviences you may or may not encounter.
  

If you win, all I ask for in return is your continued support of pigfucker.net and for photos of you or someone else wearing your swanky new t-shirt. That's it! It's so easy!

Also, if you want a pigfucker.net t-shirt but don't want to go the contest route, feel free to send an email asking about buying one. $19 gets one delivered to you via USPS Priority mail with Delivery Confirmation.