Pigfucker!

talysman writes, "I'm sure everyone has heard about the Second Coming Project by now, but apparently everyone else is in an uproar about the plan to clone Jesus."
First, there's the pro-cloning angle. Not really much on the page, it could be a joke.
Then, there's the psychotic religious argument against cloning Jesus. obviously, all clones are EVIL!
Then, there's the conspiracy argument. Jesus will be cloned and dropped by parachute from black helicopters!
And finally, the you stupid christians argument. I especially like this quote:
... sounding like a geek debating Dungeons & Dragons bylaws, [Rev. David] Hilborn [of Britain's Evangelical Alliance] huffed, "He would not be the lord and master of the universe."